Did anything good happen today? May 2018

Today I was licked on and in the mouth by my dog.

I'm trying to see that as a good thing - a sign of affection, and not a sign that I'm probably going to get worms or some sort of dogs-testicle disease. In my mouth. I feel a bit sick tbh. 

Today I was licked on and in the mouth by my dog.

I'm trying to see that as a good thing - a sign of affection, and not a sign that I'm probably going to get worms or some sort of dogs-testicle disease. In my mouth. I feel a bit sick tbh. 

Dog kisses are meant well, but if you think about what they've been eating... would suggest you've also learned to keep mouth closed.

I don't think 'dogs-testicle disease of the mouth' is in ICD-10.