Published on 12, July, 2020
I am currently sitting in front of my computer, which is in my kitchen, waiting for something to finish cooking in my microwave.
As I will be eating shortly, one might well wonder why I chose to sign in, or why I feel compelled to share this uninteresting news with you.
Well, I did not know that within 5 minutes of me signing in, my son was going to ask if I fancied something to eat, which I do... because I'm hungry. So, now I'm sitting here thinking, "Don't get too involved with the forum discussions, or at least not until after I've eaten."
"That's all well and good", you might think, "but why are you telling us all this?"
Um, I have no idea. None whatsoever.
Disclaimer: Sparkly accepts no responsibility whatsoever for the effect this most peculiar discussion may have on anyone who views it... unless the effect is laughter, in which case she definitely does.
Acknowledgments: Sparkly would like to thank all members who have contributed to this discussion.
Whilst Sparkly knows she is without a doubt completely bonkers, or at least she was when she originally created this post (and hopes she still is now and always will be), Sparkly is inclined to think she might not be alone in being bonkers, considering some of the contributions made to this discussion.
A meal a day keeps the doctor away. If you have any crackers will serve you well, kind to the stomach and won't cause a lot of nausea as they are bland. As it looks like I will have to feed myself tonight I will make my specialty: El Bread & The Butter Special. A true classic.
Alas! I did not have enough time.
Funny
How lucky you are being subjects. I am just the jester, here to amuse and hopefully if my amusings are up to standard I may get some food.
Thank you for your complimentary comment. Good to know that you were in need of... something... whatever it was, and that I was able to provide that.
I don't think we have any choice in the matter, chief. Meanwhile, I am preparing to roll out clichés about 'patrician hauteur' and the like.
Oh are we subjects now? I think I like it. Best not overthink that. I have issues!
i think I’ve seen him in one. Not locally like. On the tv. But he might have just asked the man could he have a wee go
Judging by this long silence, it appears Queen Sparkly prefers the company of a microwave to ours. This is typically elitist behaviour from Her Majesty - between replies, it often seems like she's fitted-in a frame of snooker before deigning to respond. We are not worthy.
Me neither. But my appetites gone away. I get like that when I’m very sad and anxious. But could do with losing a bit of weight anyway. I just scraped into ‘no longer overweight’ a day or two back. On the bmi chart. I’d best try something though. Toast and margarine won’t make me feel too sick
Brilliant. That is the best thing I've read in a long time. Question of the hour: what time will your food be ready and will you be sharing with us? I have not eaten either.
While you're waiting, you could find out if Pete Waterman drives trains.
Best thread opener ever. It’s so… something. Somehow I needed whatever it is!