Turning down parties

How do you guys go about turning down parties? I can't deal with big social events at all and avoid them like the plague for a variety of reasons (anxious amongst lots of people, will not dress up for going out, hardly like any food so meals are a problem, noise, can't deal with all the conversations). I don't really like to explain this to people especially as I'm not diagnosed so I can't even give that as a reason. I usually go with distance or money. There is a party being organised for work at the moment and several people are trying to persuade me to go. I find these conversations very difficult and they keep coming up with solutions to my reasons for not going. How would other people deal with this?

Parents
  • Err...

    laugh in their faces, then loudly declare, "I have to spend every working day with you Idiots, why the hell would I want to spend my personal time with you as well?!?!

  • Oy! Ladies Present!

    ...or maybe, do not post so directly unless certain of it being quite alright to Re-quote...?

    I would say: "We all must cooperate with each other upon working days, yet for such days, one and all of us are being paid a wage, and so unless you offer me money to do so at a time outside of that kind of compulsion then I must decline, Thank You."

    ...Then I would doff my cap and leave them, to figure it out on their own. (probably via a dictionary.)

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  • Oy! Ladies Present!

    ...or maybe, do not post so directly unless certain of it being quite alright to Re-quote...?

    I would say: "We all must cooperate with each other upon working days, yet for such days, one and all of us are being paid a wage, and so unless you offer me money to do so at a time outside of that kind of compulsion then I must decline, Thank You."

    ...Then I would doff my cap and leave them, to figure it out on their own. (probably via a dictionary.)

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