Published on 12, July, 2020
I most definitely am. I put on a clean t shirt yesterday evening after a shower and soon there were several marks where I had had a pot noodle. Now I've just had an orange and of course some of the juice has gone on my t shirt . Years ago when little my granddaughters would say I needed to wear one of those pelican bibs.
The answer to that is an emphatic yes!
There are always bits of my food on the floor, crumbs everywhere, and stuff down my front. No matter how hard I try to prevent it, it happens.
Nothing seems to hold onto my fork, and my spoon always drips. A cup always spills. And opening a packet of anything, the contents go everywhere. But that is me! At least I very rarely eat in company!
This is me too Trainspotter. Not very dignified!